10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson