10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--