10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."