10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.