10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."