10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Welcome to kicker school
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)