10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)