10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.