10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine