10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is for loners.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves