10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!