10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm