10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- It's Free To Fold...
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.