10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha