10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for loners.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician