10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth