10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A