10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "No river, no fish."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.