10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.