10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow