10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from