10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it