10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.