10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.