10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die