10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."