10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.