10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.