10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Fold and live to fold again