10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---