10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• im going to 2 out you to death
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-