10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22