10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.