10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
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