10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak