10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth