10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez