10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson