10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway