10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester