10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow