10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe