10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.