10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!