10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword