10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"