10 Random Poker Quotes
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- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.