10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is for fat, American losers.