10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?