10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels